Atomic Ownage


verb: when playing halo2 or other online game, you are utterly owned (beaten), often through the use of “sp-ce age” weapons (plasma, laser, etc.)

verb: to be beaten by atomicmonkey while on xboxlive (often resulting in outcome 1)
man, i was playing ctf, and i got nonstop atomic ownage by this guy atomicmonkey.

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