ATS


all the sh-t
you guys are ats !, youre outfit is ats
asymmetrical testicular syndrome. affects 1 out of every 2 t-st-cl-s in 1 out of every 10,000 individuals. donate to help the cause as there is currently no cure.
john: did you hear carl got ats?

josh: ah dude that blows.
“at the store”, or ats, refers to a troll named alex that peruses the yahoo! answers forums appearing to be at the store every waking moment of his life. he generally likes to reside in the religion and spirituality section and seems to either anger or make 100s of people happy every day. many others have been inspired and took on the same exact statement and deviated with it, or made up their own catchphrase that they relentlessly post on any forum or image board they want. nowadays people use, “i’m at the store”, to refer to something boring in a forum or irrelevant.
retoast ats
sports gambling term- acronym for against the spread. a measurement of a team’s performance relative to the betting lines.
the oakland raiders are 0-2 ats.
an abbreviation for the tv show angel, or angel the series. angel, which ran from 1999-2004, was a spinoff of the show buffy the vampire slayer, or btvs.
btvs and ats are my two favorite shows.
american tribal style, a substyle of belly dance.
i had a great time in my ats cl-ss last night.
ats – amway tool scam, the symbiotic relationship between amway and the lcks. when the lcks asked for more of the amway profit, amway turned them down, but then ignored the fact the upline was totally misrepresenting the business model by showing the amway marketing plan, but in reality making most of the profit from their “tools” sold to the downline, yet leaving the ats out of the presentation.
i thought my amway upline made most of their profit from amway, because that’s how they show the amway marketing plan, but then i found out most of their profit comes from the ats, and most ibos (distributors) in their group operate at a loss.
someone that baits in counter-strike, doesn’t kill anything in diablo ii, is scared of his own shadow, and is horrible at bf1942. often found whoring my ventrilo server.
i had to do all the work in that game, because my team is a bunch of ats’s.

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