Attention Addiction


attention addiction or an attention addict is a person who does often stupid things to get attention. attention addiction unfortunately plagues 70% of the entire teen population.

signs of attention addiction can include:

1. cl-ssification of one self. goth, prep, emo, chav, jock, etc.

2. abnormal activities such as drinking, smoking, becoming religious, n00b activity in online games such as hacking and excessive use of the chatting system, doing r-t-rded activities in public and/or high school hallways, etc.

3. crowd absorption.

4. the use of prescription drugs.
guy 1: some idiot on the street told me i was an -sshole, then he started throwing beer bottles at girls on the street.

guy 2: he must suffer from attention addiction.

guy 1: yeah, the next time i see him, i’m gonna cut off his b-lls to keep him from spreading his disease.

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