attention span of an anti-sex addict on pornhub
a term used to define someone who has a nonexistent attention span.
bubba joe: so then i licked sarah’s p-ssy clean while jane ate my -sshole. and while all of this was going on, mary ann rode my rock hard c-ck like a rapist on steroids. but that’s not it, cuz i also had gina rubbing her t-tties on my body while i grabbed rhonda and taylor’s br–sts. plus, selena kept spanking my -ss harder and harder and the dozen other girls were masturbating and -rg-sming until the break of dawn.
jacky keith: what did you say? i was listening to easy street.
bubba joe: you pathetic f-ck. you have the attention span of an anti-s-x addict on p-rnhub.
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