Auctioner
a person in the p-ssenger seat of an automobile that forgets they are giving directions to the driver only to yell the direction to turn multiple times at an unintelligible speed at the driver as the car goes past the desired turn.
i was giving sara a chicago meat hook last ni… left!!! left!! left!! left!!!!!!! you missed the turn gilligan!
i’d have made it if you were paying attention instead of waiting till the last second and doing the auctioner.
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