audio terrorism
action characterized by the selection of outdated, abrasive, inappropriate, or otherwise unpleasant music in a public setting. such action may be intentional or unintentional.
audio terrorist: “i noticed a couple approach the touchtunes jukebox. little do they know i just put $20 into the mobile app to select terrible music making them look like total squares.”
victim 1:”let’s listen to that new hit song that everyone likes – what the h-ll! i didn’t want to hear who let the dogs out by baja men 13 times!”
victim 2:”why the f-ck did you pick this sh-tty music? this is audio terrorism. i’m going to a different bar.”
audio terrorist(disguised as a victim): “yeah wtf!”
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