formerly augustana college, augustana university is the best college in the sh-ttiest state in the union (south dakota), therefore not saying much. it offers decent liberal arts degrees, but engineering/tech degrees are honestly sh-t. people have had to get a masters elsewhere to even be considered for a position at a firm. only famous augie graduate is the co-founder of 23&me and some secretary of the senate a long -ss time ago. that being said, still ridiculously sh-tty. not a party school. girls average around a 4. guys are pretty much all student athletes, so slightly higher. parties usually get broken up, and you always have some white girl crying about how her life is going, and then she transfers (see sdsu).
“you go to augustana university?”
“yeah, mostly so i can date depressed white girls.”
means dictator, referring to the german 1940’s with adolf hitler. seig heil the fürher! adolf hitler!
in a state of being a slack -ss. ashley didn’t complete her ch-r-s and slept all day. yet, she was still rewarded with an allowance despite her slack-ssity.
- ghost club
the kkk my dad has ghost club in the woods tonight so there’s no sheets on my bed
- jets fan
a delusional person who every football season will have high hopes for their team but will have their hearts ripped out of their chest from the disaster that is the new york jets organization at the start of every season a jets fan will -ssume the team is gonna have at least 10 wins, little […]
perfection. beautiful, funny, smart, crazy, and loving. something you should always cherish and never let go of. i’m down with zurie until i die.