Augustus


a roman emperor (63 bce to 14 ce), winner of the civil war that ensued after the death of julius caesar. the month of august gets its name from augustus. he was a patron of the arts, and despite his bl–dy ways his reign is often seen as commencing golden age in rome.
augustus commissioned virgil to write the aeneid.
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quite possibly the most bad-ss dude in history. he succeeded julius cesar and became the emperor of the roman empire for 40 years.
“i found rome a city of bricks and left it a city of marble. that is one of augustus’ most famous quotes.”
a rather large item that is shaped like a p-n-s. generally not used to describe fruits but may be used to describe vegetables.
d-mn, my celery is augustus!
slang name for a gay man. references from augustus gloop in the w-lly wonka film, who met his untimely demise by getting stuck up a chocolate chute.
john is such an augustus, you can tell by what he wears!
a male h-m-s-xual. the term was coined after augustus gloop, a character in charlie and the chocolate factory. in the movie, augustus fell in the chocolate river and went up the chocolate pipe…hence the male h-m-s-xual -ssociation.
do you think that guy is augustus?

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