auspistice is a “facilitator” of some sort between two others, mediating interactions between them & keeping their relationship functional
also being similar yet distinct from a kismesis relationship
jake & dirk would count as auspisticism due to the fact they both try to keep their relationship functional on many ways
- bat goggles
when you go to teabag someone but rethink and put your c-m carriers onto the other persons eye sockets alec total gave me bat goggles when i was sleeping
- brain snack
when you do so much homework without any break that your brain gets hungover and you can’t think about sh-t. this leads to getting some delicious snack that’s for “thinking purposes” bob: i’m hungover, i need a brain snack. bill: b-tch, you’re just finding another excuse to eat something you fat slob.
- brazilian hug
a reacharound handjob whilst watching soccer gabriel was watching germany trash brazil in soccer when mateus felt he could use some cheering up. so he gave him a brazilian hug.
goofy, a lame and a n-body look at this f-ck-ng brewford