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one of many australian guys screaming at you on the 1 minute tv infomercial asking you to buy their product. ‘only nointeen-nointy-noine!! an’ thas naht ahll!!! if ya’ bwie eet now we’ll even thro’ in… my question: why in the f-ck are they all from australia?
aye mate!!! it’s the aussie -sshole ‘ere agane. it’s the f–king jupitah jack!!! it allaws ya to talk on yo f–king fone in yo f–king cah!!

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