austin bernsen
some d-ck munch that has an absolutely m-ssive ego, he’s not good at anything, and will most likely never get laid. he’s also one ugly f-ggot.
“look at him trying to impress girls with his straight c-d report card & bragging about his new job at mcdonald’s”
“he must be austin bernsen”
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