Austin, Nevada
located geographically in the middle of the state, austin is a loose collection of single-wide trailers, unrepentant basketball junkies and unpaved streets. the product of generations of inbreeding, the main focus of the community is high school sports and cheap alcohol. the community has produced several better than average high school athletes, and an incredibly short list of college graduates.
the former home of the dazzling linda swafford.
i think i’m gonna go austin, nevada on my cousin, bettyjean
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