Austin’s Law


the revolutionary mathematical theory composed by austin hall that states that a subtraction or addition problem which gives the result of a negative number can in fact be interpreted to be negative or positive, whichever you decide.
“so, cl-ss we see that 3 – 6 = -3.”
“ah, mr. teacher, you’re forgetting austin’s law!”
“oh, of course! it can be -3 or +3. you can decide!”

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