Australian Roulette
trying not to hit a kangaroo or wallaby whilst driving on a country road in australia, but the blasted thing may still jump out in front of you. trust me … they cause a h-ll of a lot of damage to your car! this happens mainly at night.
me: “man! you can travel along a country road at night without playing a game of australian roulette with a roo!”
tip: honk your horn every so often to frighten them away from the road.
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