Australian Sandpaper
when you are in australia on the beach having s-x. the male pulls out his p-n-s puts it in the sand and shoves back into the v-g-n-.
you are on the beach having s-x with a random girl. mid stroke you pull out get some sand on your p-n-s and shove it back into the v-g-n-.that is the australian sandpaper.
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