Australian Sidewinder


when you are performing the act of doggie style, the man “finishes” and as the women sits up, the man runs up from behind and slaps her around the face with the p-n-s while -j-c-l-t-ng in her eye replicating snake’s venom.
guy 1: “so how’s your girlfriends eye?”

guy 2: “you mean after i gave her that b-tchin’ australian sidewinder!?”

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