Austrian Rubdown


the act of -j-c-l-t-ng and defecating on another’s back and m-ssaging the contents into the others back with your scr-t-m.
john: dude how far did you get?

keith: she wanted me to give her an austrian rubdown!

john: a brown falcon?!?!?!

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