Auto-not-at-all-erotic asphyxiation
the act of suffocating one’s self with a waist belt in such a way so as to guarantee the complete lack of s-xual arousal.
stephen colbert’s vasca line of pharmaceuticals, from prescott pharmaceuticals, is proud to introduce the vasca band. a belt that you place around your neck that constricts your esophagus to prevent finishing your entree and crushes your trachea so you can’t order dessert.
side effects of vasca band include: stoppedness of breath, facial bluing and auto-not-at-all-erotic asphyxiation.
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