auto-pirate


a variation on the pirate or creamy pirate, an auto-pirate can be either an intentionally or unintentionally administered pirate; an auto-pirate occurs when the masturbator -j-c-l-t-s in his own eye and pirate groans issue from his mouth out of frustration or pleasure.

i had my girlfriend in the crosshairs for a nice salty one but slipped at the last moment and, cannon pointed aloft, caught my left peeper with an auto-pirate.
while his friends clicked away at first person shooter games and flight simulators, melvin was content to cure his doldrums by spending evenings at home, eschewing such electronic pleasures for extended bouts of auto-pirating.
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an electronica band from brewer, maine comprised of stu bost and chris alden.
girl: hey, have you heard of the band autopirate?
boy: i’ve never heard them, but i hear they’re awesome-o.
to automatically pirate files using an rss or similar feeds in utorrent or similar torrent programs.
all my favorite shows are set to auto pirate.
a variation on the pirate or creamy pirate, and auto-pirate can be either an intentionally or unintentionally administered pirate; an auto-pirate occurs when the masturbator -j-c-l-t-s in his own eye and pirate groans issue from his mouth out of frustration or pleasure.
i had my girlfriend in the crosshairs for a nice salty one but slipped at the last moment and, cannon pointed aloft, caught my left-handed peeper with an auto-pirate.
while his friends clicked away at first person shooter games and flight simulators, melvin was content to cure his doldrums by spending evenings home, eschewing such electronic pleasures for extended bouts of auto-pirating.

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