Auto-straddle


the autostraddle s-xual move it is not a position for having s-x, just a “move”
person a straddles person b. both of person a’s legs should be outside of both of person b’s legs.
not a form of scissoring or tribadism or intertwiny-leg-thing, just autostraddling.
auto-straddle example: when person b is sitting on a couch or chair and person a sits on top of them, or when person b is lying on their back and person a surprise-straddles them.
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autostraddle (sometimes abbreviated as -ss or a/s) is a website for women of non-hetero orientations that features articles and images on different topics that are of concern to non-heteros-xual women such as gender politics, feminism, s-xuality, gay rights, etc.
the term itself is something of a joke to its readers which is essentially straddling something or someone, or humping said object/individual.
person 1: i found the best article about being genderqeer on autostraddle today! it was so informative.
the autostraddle s-xual move it is not a position for having s-x, just a “move”
person a straddles person b. both of person a’s legs should be outside of both of person b’s legs.
not a form of scissoring or tribadism or intertwiny-leg-thing, just autostraddling.
auto-straddle example: when person b is sitting on a couch or chair and person a sits on top of them, or when person b is lying on their back and person a surprise-straddles them.

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