Auto Trader
a free magazine often located in petrol garages across the uk. homeless, sad or obese people with nothing better to do read these. a common theme -ssociated with this is the best clan whacking off to cars rating them so highly and remarking on their fine bodywork and good looking interior.
wow. that fat obese emo martin best is picking up another auto trader magazine!
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