auto_freak
an auto_freak is rumored to be an alleged ape-like creature said to inhabit remote forests, mainly in chittagong hill located southeast of bangladesh. this creature is closely set to be related to big foot a creature who lives in the northwestern side of the united states. the creature is thought to be as-xual as it can nurse it’s own young though breast feeding. the best protection against a auto_freak is to simply run away, as there are no known methods to defend from it.
guy 1: wow bro go lose some weight, you look like a auto_freak!!
guy 2: f-ckkkkk offfff
auto_freak is the tradermarked slang name for a car freak, who has a broad knowledge of automotives. auto_freak is a famous username of one person (meer tauhid husain) who runs a number of automotive websites and who helps his site members by answering questions and inquiries strictly related to automotives.
auto_freak told me that a continuously variable transmission (cvt) is a transmission in which the ratio of the rotational speeds of two shafts, as the input shaft and output shaft of a vehicle or other machine, can be varied continuously within a given range, providing an infinite number of possible ratios.
this term is referred to someone who is really over-weight, really ugly and lies a lot. these people are so fat that they have their own solar system. they are ugly enough to make a person blind by just staring at them. people usually make generous offerings of food to these people because they are scared that if they get on the auto_freak’s bad side, he will sit on them. auto_freaks are also known to be bullsh-ters. it is said that every one out of two things an auto_freak say is a lie. it is advised by the ministry of health to always keep a 10 meter distance from these people, as their farts (usually a wet fart) are known to be poisonous. if you are near an auto_freak and smell fart, go to your nearest emergency clinic as soon as possible.
ladysman23: what a freak!
auto_freak: not just any freak…an auto_freak…
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