autofellatio

autof-ll-t– is the act of oral stimulation of one’s own p-n-s as a form of masturbation. while few human males are sufficiently well-endowed and/or flexible enough to perform the frontbend required, increased flexibility achieved via gravity–ssisted positions, and physical training such as gymnastics, contortion or yoga may make it possible for some. fewer than 1% of men can successfully suck or lick their own p-n-ses.
david: i pleased myself last night by means of autof-ll-t–.
sean: gay…
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the art of sucking your own c-ck
the artist formally known, as the artist formally known as the artist, leant over and sucked himself until he came.
the act of performing f-ll-t– on one’s self.
autof-ll-t– is a s-x act wherein a male performs oral s-x on himself as a form of masturbation. this is impossible for most men, but can be achieved by one both sufficiently “well-endowed”, and flexible enough to perform a severe frontbend. on the other hand, flexibility, and thus the likelihood of achieving this, may be increased by various activities including gymnastics or yoga.

the (presumed) equivalent act for a woman would be autoc-nn-l-ng-s, but would be more difficult to perform since the subject’s head must move a greater distance. unlike autof-ll-t–, the existence of autoc-nn-l-ng-s is disputed.

autof-ll-t– has been featured in a few p-rnographic movies, although it is not one of the more popular subjects.

david lorton, a translator, has speculated that one egyptian poem contains an image that might best be interpreted as indicating a belief that the gods shu and tefnut were created by atum (ra) through an act of autof-ll-t–. the far more common interpretation is that this creation was by masturbation.

in his semi-autobiographical novel the hand-reared boy (1970), the writer brian w. aldiss describes group masturbation practices at a british boys’ boarding school. one boy with an especially large p-n-s is capable of fellating himself, a fact which the narrator, horatio stubbs, verifies.

the topic has also been used as the basis for comedy. bill hicks elaborated an oft-quoted riff on the subject of f-ll-t–:
ron jeremy can give myself auto f-ll-t–!!
the act of sucking your own c-ck
i heard rob could do auto f-ll-t–. pretty weird sh-t.
sucking one’s own d-ck, self sucking, self-service bl-wj-b
2 do this, u need a flexible spine or a large/long d-ck
my friend can suck his own d-ck!!! he’s double jointed and has an enormous c-ck!!!i think it’s called “autof-ll-t–“!!!
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autof-ll-t– is a form of male masturbation where the male bends in half to suck his own p-n-s. there is a few different positions. the “c” position in which he sits in a chair and with his hands under his legs, pulls himself up to suck himself. the “backwards c” position is where lying on his back, he bends backwards and “walks” down the wall behind him to reach himself. the hardest of all is the “x” position. the autof-ll-t–r locks his feet behind his head to reach his p-n-s. the “fact” that less than 1 percent of men can accomplish this is wrong. the reason it is so low a number is that most men who were asked if they can said no, even though they can, out of embarrasment. recent studies show that it has gone from 1 percent to 3 or 5 percent in the last decade. more men or comfortable with themselves to admit it. you do not have to be well-endowed, (have a big p-n-s) to enjoy autof-ll-t–, although it does help. it all depends on how flexible you are.
the man bent over to perform autof-ll-t–.