autopedrasty
the act of sticking one’s own erect c-ck up their -ss. only a small percentage of people can do it, but it is possible!
jeff: dude, i totally mastered autopedrasty last night!
zach: what’s that?
jeff: you put your own c-ck in your -ss, its f-cking awesome, and a great subst-tute for someone who won’t come out as gay
zach: that’s what its called? i’ve done that all the time!
jawuan: i tried it, but my d-ck broke and i lost 6 inches from surgery
zach: tough luck.
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