autoretardification
when your cellular devices “auto-correct” function has a brain fart and makes the meaning of your text message completely different or totally illogical in your spoken language. the proceeding texts will usually start with a “-” then the corrected autor-t-rdification.
mom: did you invite people over facebook?
son: yes and so dodd time
mom:???
son: -did tom. sorry. it was the autor-t-rdification function on my new smartphone.
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