award sex
1.) s-xual favors given to a man by his woman after he has attained the status of “winner” in her eyes, such as upon winning a sporting event or being promoted.
2.) the sudden s-xual interest a man receives from women after he has won a compet-tion or award, which is often independent of his prior attractiveness.
jeff: ashley f-cked me silly for three days straight after we won the t-tle.
lj: word, there’s nothin better than some hot award s-x.
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