Awesomesexual
someone whose s-xual orientation is indefinable due to their awe striking s-xual energy and prowess. must also portray a particularly high amount of general all-round awesomeness.
“duuuuuuuuuuude… that david h-sselhoff guy is so awesomes-xual he gives me a b-n-r and makes my girlfriend wet just from doing something as simple as eating baked beans”.
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1. of or pertaining to the awesomeness of s-xuality.
2. those that aren’t quite heteros-xual, aren’t quite h-m-s-xual, and aren’t quite bis-xual, but somewhere in between. must also portray a particularly high amount of awesomeness.
3. drinking large quant-ties of tea is also a plus.
“since we like eachother and are both awesome-s-xual, let’s hook up.”
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