AwkStalk


a person who, so fed up with their own life, will walk into any conversation trying to create an awkward situation.

a b-tch who knows they can get away with it. not actually a friend, but someone who refuses to p-ss off, no matter how many hints are thrown at them.

the first person to ‘accidently’ bring up something everyone is trying to forget / that could cause an argument, in an innocent sounding way so the anger cannot be aimed at them.
person- “this is my boyfriend, luke. we have been together for 3 weeks :)”
awkstalk – “oh. i thought you were with david, last week? oh sh-t, should i not have said that?”

person- “i like you hair, sarah!”
awkstalk – “yeah it’s nice! 🙂 can hardly tell you had to cut it because of lice. oh sh-t, should i not have said that?”

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