awkward k


when texting or talking to someone online and they drop the “k” bomb. naturally, this short and insensitive ‘k’ is a conversation ender/killer/self destructor. it should be avoided at all costs if you remotely care about the person you are talking to.

however, when trying to be a b-tch or an -sshole, the awkward k is a perfectly acceptable means of communicating your c-ntiness.
“hey im gonna go watch drop dead gorgeous. ill be over in 15 minutes. is that cool?”

“k” (awkward k)

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