Awkward Starfishing
1. when someone says something so awkward that you cover your face with your hand.
2. when a situation is so awkward that you cover your face with your hand.
note: awkward starfishing may also happen when seeing someone you did not want to see.
guy #1: you’re so attractive.
guy #2: -awkward starfishing-
girl #1: i hate girl #2!
girl #2: -girl #2 is standing right behind girl #1-
girl #1: awkward starfishing
-sees ex, awkward starfishing-
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