Awkward Tunnel
a shortish corridor, usually dark, where a group of friends hang out for a chat waiting for someone to enter. when the victim enters, the congregation suddenly quietens and either looks at them or unsubtly avoids eye contact. the ritual is complete when the victim exits the corridor and the group begins to laugh unbelievably loudly. possibly, legend has it, they chant ‘awkward’.
awkward tunnel ritual:
n: hey, so did your mum return your confiscated computer yet?
j: naahh! she’s still…
o/p: shhh wait someone’s coming!
(person walks in) (silence)
…
(person exits)
njop: hahhahhahahha…awkwardddd!
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