aznseal
an attention wh-r- or the acto f attention whoring.
omg, zap is being an aznseal.
a h-m-s-xual to the most extreme definition.
aznseals humping my dog!
the first aznseal originated in asia, where a 14 year old azn boy had s-x with a white seal. the cross contamination of azn + white has not been specified or thoroughly investigated/examined by professional scientists. it is believed that there were more asian hormones than white hormones thus the seal produced was of asian foreign.
this lead to the birth of the worlds first aznseal.
over many years, aznseal became an attention wh-r-, a basiler, and quite unfortunately, a highly skilled ssbm player.
a f-g.
1. would you look at that aznseal! they say he’s the only one of his species!
2. omg! i just got owned by aznseal’s wavedash (ssbm move)!
3. jack is such an aznseal.
aznseal pr-nunciation: ey-zhuhn-seel
noun
1. a marine mammal originating from asia
2. a famous basiler that if you don’t know who he is, you have no business on basil
3. skilled super smash brothers melee (ssbm) player
origin: an asian maplestory players ign based of him being asian and a seal
chat section basilmarket:
person #1- omg i play ssbm who else plays it
first post aka aznseal – i pwnz0rz u nub
i want attention – aznseal
audrey is my bff – aznseal
a marine mammal of origins started back in the great east.
look! an aznseal! they’re an endagered species here in africa!
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