Aztec Party


as popularized by the movie house bunny, it is a party where a young, attractive virgin (usually a female) is sacrificed by going down a slide into a large tub of red wine. for practical reasons, this sacrificial ritual can also be carried out by doing red-colored body shots off the skimpily clad virgin. but really the whole point of the party is to put the virgin on display so she’ll get f-cked. finally.
erin – “my sister bridget is turning 22 and is still a virgin.”

ling – “we should have an aztec party. i’ve always wanted to but couldn’t find a virgin.”

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