B Mills
master of cracking necks, gingerbread lattes, kinky fetishes, big black fingers, pants, nature centers, noses, a cradle of cats, foul shots, failures at knitting, garbage disposal, texting machine, konstantine, bagpipes, man thongs, and good kisses. and llamas.
girl: ohmygod, is that a b mills over there??!!
reply: um no, b mills is oneuvakinda.
1. to impersonate someone so whole-hardily you start thinking you’re that person, but you have actually embarr-ssed yourself in front of everyone.
2. trying to impress a member of the opposite s-x, but being too incoherent to realize that you are not good looking.
1. “what a b-mills, he just needs to leave”
2. “that guy just pulled a b-mills on that girl”
to recieve or give a bl-wj-b
dam, i really need some b mill
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