B-Raft


the nickname given to the male reproductive organs of people named brian, although most brians do not qualify. it is infact not a raft at all, but is rideable and my be wet and rough at times. riding the b-raft is often referred to as “white water rafting.”
“im going white water rafting on the b-raft! you can’t come though, it has a one man capacity.”
how you say “bro” in thunder bay, ontario
“yo, braft. where you been workin lately?”

“braft – they took our jerbs!”

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