b-route


running a b-route is to drive a car for the purpose of somewhere to smoke. the origins of this term are unknown, but one can -ssume that b is short for “burn a bowl”. this term is very useful to use in the company of non-smokers.
“hey, wanna run a b-route and try out my new piece?”

“hey, pigs round here, we should take this b-route somewhere else.”
an exclamation, originating from the word brutal. can be pr-nouced multiple ways, including ‘brootes’, ‘browtes’ and ‘brts’.
how dare you insult me like that! broutes!

mum and dad are divorcing. how broutes!

i called you 10 times and you didn’t pick up. how incredibly broutes!

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