babcock

the name given to an awesome person, however people who do not know this word will think its of s-xual reference, therefore the person to say babc-ck confuses the people around them to think they are insulting, when in fact it is a compliment.
person 1: oh you are such a babc-ck
person 2: aww thanks you too!
random person walking past: why are they calling eachother d-cks?
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an enormous women, who has an obsession with poetry and chapbooks, her b-tt is extremely large
did you see that babc-ck yesterday, shes as big as a bus
to surprise one’s spouse with a divorce with no prior warning or indication of intent, typically by moving one’s all personal belongings out of a shared residence while the other party is out.
he totally babc-cked me. i came home from work, all his sh-t was gone and he handed me divorce papers.
n. statement of a ridiculous and obscure way things could go wrong, often mentioned when everything is going well. an unlikely buzzkill. named after detroit red wings coach mike babc-ck, who finds ways to stifle high expectations for his championship-calibre team.
v. to make such a statement.
i’m cautiously optimistic about this threesome. not to babc-ck, but the problem is, increased blood flow to the p-n-s risks genital explosion. i’m not prepared for that.
a p-ss that hurts; it is when one’s crotch hurts, due to medical reasons or something stupid one did, while one is taking the action of reliving oneself.
um… uh… hey dude? what does it mean if you continually have babc-cks? does it mean you have, um, a std?
dumbest gm in the nba. can’t even rebuild a team properly. no trading skills. should be fired now!
man that trade was so unfair, they got babc-cked!
last name of the most annoying kid in the greater houston area,(look at his last name, how can you resist?) big poser, yet
all he knows how to do is sit at his house and play tha gayyyyest game, yeah you know, runescape.
person 1:hey, babc-ck! actually wants to hang out today.

person 2: gayyy!