a guy who has no friends
bablu has no friends
a fl*stered expression that is exclaimed when frightened or scared. my husband screeched flerpaherp as i jumped out of our closet.
when you date a girl and decide to drop her without saying sh*t. she wonders what happened, but can’t get in touch because she’s been blocked on your phone, social media and completely debted without word. bro i just corrined that b*tch.
- salmon sac
when a used condom full of s*m*n is left inside the v*g*n* after the guy pulls out. ted didn’t want his mom to see a used condom in his trash, so he left his lover a salmon sac with mutual consent. a used condom full of s*m*n that is left inside the v*g*n* after pulling […]
- street waffle
a piece of p**p on that has been stepped on, smashing it into the imprint of a shoe sole. godd*mnit, i just made a street waffle. my shoes are gonna smell like sh*t all day.