Baboon ass

baboon -ss is an unfortunate case where your -ss cheeks sweat and the wet hairs on your -ss cause friction, which is a the pain felt as baboon -ss. it’s most common whilst doing activity, and in the summertime, where your body will naturally sweat more. wiping your -ss too hard can also result in this terrible sickness. the term baboon -ss derives from the redness found on a baboon’s -ss, this same redness is a sympton along with a bl–dy great pain on your crack of the sickness also.
i can’t play football today lads, i’ve got baboon -ss.
when you (a male) grab the top of your scr-t-m near the did-ck, squeezing the nuts until they are tightly displayed against the scr-t-m flesh. best when displayed through the fly of your pants, and then asking a cute girl if she has ever seen a baboon’s -ss.
have you ever seen a baboon’s -ss?
stage 2 of monkey b-tt when youve had too many jalapenos
i am p-ssing monkey b-tt going on to baboon -ss since i have ate that jar of jalapenos
a condition in which a mans -ss ( specifically on or around the b-tthole ) becomes red and swollen resembling the -ss of a baboon . this unfortunate and painful condition is most often the result of exercise or manual labor on hot humid summer days and is often made worse by the salt found naturally in a man’ perspiration. in addition baboon -ss can also be brought on by repeated wiping of ones b-tthole such as in the case of diarhea or the beer sh-ts etc…
ouch my -ss hurts , i must have baboon -ss from all that beer and exercise. “honey can you kiss it better ?”
when a balding male gets sunburn on the top of his head. the red bald spot on the top of his head, partly covered with hair, will show an uncanny resemblance with a baboons backside.
he should have covered his head, not he’s got a headache and a baboon -ss…
the rear end of a small hatch-back car when red brake lights are illuminated.
take the corner with a sense of adventure, motherf-cker. i don’want to see your baboon -ss!
{noun). when a man gets up from a sitting or squatting position too quickly, inadvertently having his scr-t-m slip between his legs. as he straightens up, they get trapped tightly underneath his -ss cheeks, thus displaying swollen genitalia turning red like that of a baboon.
“i regret wearing boxers today because i got up too fast and got instant baboon -ss! now my b-lls hurt!”

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