Baboon Breakfast
a s-xual act involving two people (any gender combination works). it begins with one person sticking their b-tt in something freezing (a snowbank or freezer) while taking a sh-t. do not pinch off the sh-t, but let it hang like a backwards brown c-ck. proceed to shove the hardened sh-t into the other member’s -sshole. from there the other member re-sh-ts the sh-t into the original sh-tters mouth (much like a frozen c-m swap).
it is called the baboon breakfast because the original sh-tters -sshole should be blue from the freezing cold and because it is a great way to start the day.
bob: i had a baboon breakfast this morning.
joe: how was it?
bob: my -ss is sore and i’m totally stuffed.
joe: so it was bad?
bob: f-ck no. tasty!
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