the opposite of a baby shower. held at the same rime as the afore mentioned event. a time where the father to be is celebrated. the dad to be may be dressed as a baby with a bib, dummy and (for the daring) a nappy. typical activities include the dummy spit compet-ton and the story of conception. is customary for current dad’s to share their wisdom and knowledge. it is best to finish a baby bux by crashing the baby shower.
hey dude. are you going to tom’s baby bucks/bux? it’s on at the same time as the baby shower.
- thrift stealing
when you’re stealing someone else’s memes and posting them on your own social media sites as if they were your own. marc is always thrift stealing other people’s memes! nothing about him is original on his timeline except for his name.
- acordian d*ck
when you can’t get hard so you only put the tip in, and proceed to push in and pull out, while the tip is stuck inside. thus creating an acordian type movement with the skin. bruh i just got done banging this chick with my acordian d-ck.
- leg connector
the p-ssy. the legs are connected at the p-ssy, hence leg connector. she keeps a tight reign on her leg connector.
- tragedy vampire
an individual who feeds off of the tragic events of others. they gain their power by gathering information about said tragedy from everybody but the person affected. “g-yle came over to my office today to get the deets on phil’s mother’s stage 4 cancer diagnosis. she’s a blatant tragedy vampire.”
the southern way of saying thursday i went hula dancing on a tursday in texas.