Baby Crapface


alarmingly cheap kid with an excessive amount baby fat on his face. as well as this travesty he/she smells of baby feces.

hence…. baby “cr-p” face.

only two doc-mented sitings have occurred of baby cr-pface. one spotting was at woodward high school and one is rumored to be the night time male server at a buffalo wild wings in oregon,ohio.
sits next to baby cr-pface in crowded mcdonalds… puts arm around him. makes meaningful eye contact.
“what’s up baby cr-pface!”

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