Baby Kraus


a small baby of a man, bossy in nature, known to be seen around flint, michigan. known for not having anything of his own. a free loader (“can i have half of that,” or “is that any good?”) and creep–ss, frequents brothel houses who then -j-c-l-t-s forcefully into prost-tutes mouths, has extensive knowledge of all famous serial killers, furthermore claims to have extensive knowledge of cinematic films, only knows the directors of those films, and cant name a single actor. however in reality lacks taste and knowledge of thing. a baby kraus is also known for it’s temper tantrums, hissy fit’s and need to always be right as well as crying when he’s not. he can often be found trolling the imdb website. where him and his 5 friends that go to that site, review movies negativly, without ever seeing them.

turn on’s: winning at monopoly
turn off’s: the jack without the pak

no you cant have half of my sandwich. stop being a baby kraus.

that hooker really didn’t want me to c-m in her mouth but i totally baby kraus’d her -ss.

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