Baby mapping
1.) when an individual has had a rough childhood and as an adult catches up by doing thing that others knew as the “norm” growing up.
ex…
1: “why are there glow in the dark stars in jacobs ceiling, hes 18?”
2 : “jacob had a really rough childhood and was forced to take on a lot if responsibility at a young age. the stars are there because he’s always wanted them.”
1: ” oh so hes baby mapping!”
2: ” correct!”
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