baby nerd


a person (usually male) that is short, skinny, and looks young(like a baby) that happens to be a nerd and does things like get straight a’s, does their homework, and does not partic-p-te in much physical activity, instead plays an excess amount of video games.
hey chris, wanna to go swimming with us?
no thankyou, my father requested that i study all night.
man….what a baby nerd
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somebody who is or essembles a baby and is smart to the point of nerdy. they usaully make excuses, usaully involving what their parents think, to avoid physical activity. they are very delicate, and easily offended.
look at melvin the baby nerd over there, he can’t even lift his straight ‘a’ report card.
a person who is really small compared to their age group, and is really smart. they often study and get straight a’s. common baby nerd names are donald, christopher, and matthew. they are easily offended when called a baby nerd, and use responses such as, “what are you talking about, i go outside more than you,” but these are lies 99% of the time. baby nerds often have a babyish face with gl-sses. also they often study, read, and whine.
hey donald your such a baby nerd.

how am i a baby nerd?

well, your sitting their reading a geometry book in gym.

i’m not a baby nerd!

your a b-tthead and baby nerd

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