a p*n*s that would appear to belong to a baby’s. upon further inspection belongs to a teenager or adult male.
hey ston your girlfriend elena told me you have a baby peen. is that true? she says it’s less than an inch long…
- lush life
lush life means the “drunk life”, considering one of the definitions of lush is drunk. also, it could possibly mean you are stoned. hey, lets go down to the bar and start living the lush life.
a term used to congratulate someone for being like a fraternity member. john: dude there were a lot of girls at that party last night, did you get any numbers? scott: nah man, i was way too turnt, i just tried to kiss people. john: wow, confrats!
- poot lovato
poot is demi lovato’s two-dimensional twin sister who has been in captivity for sixty-three years. she has recently been freed from the bas*m*nt. poot lovato’s did nothing wrong. demi lovatos twin sister whom was locked in demis bas*m*nt for sixty three years. recently released. poot lovato pooted for me when no one else would.
- dvd gnomes
small creatures that are never seen but commonly known for stealing dvds. they are said to be close cousins to the underpants gnomes. “have you see my “insert dvd name here” dvd?” “no… i haven’t’” “hmmmm….. must have been those darn dvd gnomes again…..”