baby pigalump
an adorable animal that persistently exists as a baby, baby pigalumps are characterized by their penchant for cute, colorful shorts; ability to eat unfathomable amounts of food; and habit of p–ping in logs.
baby pigalumps only live in land-locked states, but still exhibit a life-long fear of sharks. they are incapable of swallowing pills of any type.
baby pigalumps usually communicate by tooting, but will let out loud squeals when delighted or when sprayed with cold water.
guy1: what’s that really cute thing p–ping in a log?
guy2: oh, it’s just my baby pigalump
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