Baby Sausage


ba·by sau·sage noun.

an urban myth: a sausage made my blending a baby with select herbs and spices and then stuffing the ground baby meat into the placenta that it recently departed with. served boiled or grilled, often with a side (ironically) of baby carrots and baby potatoes.
the pro-life promoters outside the rnc thought that the sausages they were served where just called baby sausage because they were small, but in an amusing twist, they were actually fresh baby sausages made in the alley behind them.

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