when a toddler is holding onto your legs as you try to do something
can you please help me here. i’ve got baby shackles on.
- lazy pineapple
a person who has legit no regard for anything or anyone and likes to believe they are the best and often talks to you in a condescending manner. friend 1: “god, he was being such an *ss.” friend 2: “of course he was. he’s a lazy pineapple.” friend 1: “agreed.”
crumbling(falling apart) and complicated. tom and i have always had a crumplicated relationship.
awesome red head that makes you laugh all the time. she is fun to be around. she is pretty and s*xy, but in her mind she is always a kid. she is also shy.single right now. go get her boys. that’s so a jilliet.
an acronym for: holy f*cking sh*t i think i just saw jesus christ dude is that jesus? hfsitijsjc