Baby Unicorn Dick
the object that you rub on your v-g-n- on your period or any other bleeding part of the body to stop the bleeding while your listening to a lager amount of ke$ha when your drunk, high, or both.
dude face!!! we sooo need to get a baby unicorn d-ck, ke$has newest alb-m, and some weed, i just gt shot in the f-cking head and i started my p-n-s period!!!
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